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Marriage Proposal
One day a girl proposed to a sardar and sardar denied simply saying that in our family. WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..  MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,  MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,  ...
24 July 2017
Password
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.  Its 4 asterisks (****). The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! ...
24 July 2017
Starting Salary
Boss : Am giving u job as a driver. Starting salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?? how much is DRIVING salary...?   ...
24 July 2017
Sardar’sTheory
Sardar's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!   ...
24 July 2017
Race for Mobile
Girl- Nice mobile. Where did u buy? Boy- I won this in a running race. Girl- How many people participated? Boy- Mobile owner, police and me.   ...
24 July 2017
Where Do I Keep Money
Wife: Wherever I keep the money our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it, where do I keep money? Husband: Keep it in his books. He never touches them.   ...
24 July 2017
Banta’s Interview
Interviewer : What's your qualification?  Banta Singh : Sir I am Ph.d.  Interviewer : What do you mean by Ph.d?  Banta : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY. ...
24 July 2017
What is skeleton
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person, who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! ...
22 July 2017
Football In Dream
Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night. Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight. Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.   ...
22 July 2017
B.A., M.A.
Sardar's friend: Yaar, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. this year it reads Santa Singh, M.A. when did you finish your masters degree? Sardar: You don' ...
22 July 2017
Santa in 100 Meter Race
In A 100 Meter Race, It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start. All Started Running Except Santa. Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting? Santa: My No Is 4!   ...
22 July 2017

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