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Banta’s Interview
Interviewer : What's your qualification?  Banta Singh : Sir I am Ph.d.  Interviewer : What do you mean by Ph.d?  Banta : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY. ...
24 July 2017
What is skeleton
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person, who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! ...
22 July 2017
Football In Dream
Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night. Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight. Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.   ...
22 July 2017
B.A., M.A.
Sardar's friend: Yaar, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. this year it reads Santa Singh, M.A. when did you finish your masters degree? Sardar: You don' ...
22 July 2017
Santa in 100 Meter Race
In A 100 Meter Race, It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start. All Started Running Except Santa. Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting? Santa: My No Is 4!   ...
22 July 2017
Tissue paper on plate
Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh ke socha ye bhi khane wali chiz hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga,to sab sardar chillaye Oye mat kha.... .... Taste hi nahi hai ...
28 September 2017
Three Sarrdar on a bed
3 sardar bed par so rahe the. Teeno ko jagah kam par rahi thi. 1 sardar bed se neeche sone chala gaya. Tabhi dusra sardar bola. ''Ab jagah ho gayi hai upar aa jaa!" ...
28 September 2017
Akelee gaane sun raha hain
Ek sardar plane mein pilot se headphone chheen raha tha. Pilot: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Sardar: Ticket ke paise hum de aur gaane tu akele sun raha hai! ...
28 September 2017
3 Wheeler
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from three wheeler,  Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?  Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' ...
21 July 2017
After an accident
After an accident,  Driver said angrily:  I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.  Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..." ...
21 July 2017
Result ka kya hua
Santa : Tere result ka kya hua? Pappu : Teacher keh rahi thi ki ek saal aur lagega is class mein. Santa : Saal bhale 2-3 lag jaayein lekin fail na hona mere puttar.   ...
21 July 2017

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