FM100 ENGLISH JOKES

3 Wheeler
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from three wheeler,  Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?  Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' ...
21 July 2017
After an accident
After an accident,  Driver said angrily:  I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.  Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..." ...
21 July 2017
Result ka kya hua
Santa : Tere result ka kya hua? Pappu : Teacher keh rahi thi ki ek saal aur lagega is class mein. Santa : Saal bhale 2-3 lag jaayein lekin fail na hona mere puttar.   ...
21 July 2017
Ship with 300 Sardars
1 Ship 300 sardaro ko le ja raha tha. Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye. . . Kaise?? . ? . ? . Ship band ho gaya tha aur Saare sardar dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye. ...
21 July 2017
Santa aur Baraf ka Tukda
Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha. Banta- Kya dekh rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai.    ...
21 July 2017
Santa Rocks
Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai? Doctor 300/- Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab. Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ...
21 July 2017
Apni Dukan Ki Mithai
Santa: Tumhaari dukan par itni mithai rakhi rehti hai, kabhi khaane ka mann nahi karta? Banta: Mann to bahut karta hai par papa maarenge, isliye chaatkar rakh deta hoon. ...
21 July 2017
Kya Hua
Santa Singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se gira to log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur poochhne lage "Kya hua, kya hua" Santa: Pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.   ...
21 July 2017
Free Gift
Santa Singh - Safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahin diya. Shopkeeper - Iske sath koyi gift nahin hai. Santa Singh - Ullu matt banao ismein likha hai "Cholesterol Free" ...
21 July 2017
Lawyer Sardar
   Mujrim: Koshish karna mjhy phansi na ho, umar qaid bhalay ho jay. Lawyer Sardar: Theek hai. Aglay din mujrim lawyer sardar sy , Mujrim: kia bana Lawyer sardar: brri mushk ...
25 May 2017
Sardar And Wedding Dresses
Sardar apny dost sy: Wedding k joray kahan banty hain? Dost :  Aasmano pay, Sardar: Oye teri, main to darzi ko dy aya.  ...
25 May 2017

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