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What is skeleton
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person, who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! ...
22 July 2017
Football In Dream
Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night. Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight. Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.   ...
22 July 2017
B.A., M.A.
Sardar's friend: Yaar, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. this year it reads Santa Singh, M.A. when did you finish your masters degree? Sardar: You don' ...
22 July 2017
Santa in 100 Meter Race
In A 100 Meter Race, It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start. All Started Running Except Santa. Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting? Santa: My No Is 4!   ...
22 July 2017
3 Sarrdar on a bed
3 sardar bed par so rahe the. Teeno ko jagah kam par rahi thi. 1 sardar bed se neeche sone chala gaya. Tabhi dusra sardar bola. ''Ab jagah ho gayi hai upar aa jaa!" ...
12 September 2017
3 Wheeler
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from three wheeler,  Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?  Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' ...
21 July 2017
After an accident
After an accident,  Driver said angrily:  I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.  Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..." ...
21 July 2017
Result ka kya hua
Santa : Tere result ka kya hua? Pappu : Teacher keh rahi thi ki ek saal aur lagega is class mein. Santa : Saal bhale 2-3 lag jaayein lekin fail na hona mere puttar.   ...
21 July 2017
Ship with 300 Sardars
1 Ship 300 sardaro ko le ja raha tha. Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye. . . Kaise?? . ? . ? . Ship band ho gaya tha aur Saare sardar dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye. ...
21 July 2017
Santa aur Baraf ka Tukda
Santa ek baraf ka tukda utha kar use gaur se dekh raha tha. Banta- Kya dekh rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai.    ...
21 July 2017
Santa Rocks
Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai? Doctor 300/- Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab. Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ...
21 July 2017

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