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Apni Dukan Ki Mithai
Santa: Tumhaari dukan par itni mithai rakhi rehti hai, kabhi khaane ka mann nahi karta? Banta: Mann to bahut karta hai par papa maarenge, isliye chaatkar rakh deta hoon. ...
21 July 2017
Kya Hua
Santa Singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se gira to log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur poochhne lage "Kya hua, kya hua" Santa: Pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.   ...
21 July 2017
Free Gift
Santa Singh - Safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahin diya. Shopkeeper - Iske sath koyi gift nahin hai. Santa Singh - Ullu matt banao ismein likha hai "Cholesterol Free" ...
21 July 2017
Lawyer Sardar
   Mujrim: Koshish karna mjhy phansi na ho, umar qaid bhalay ho jay. Lawyer Sardar: Theek hai. Aglay din mujrim lawyer sardar sy , Mujrim: kia bana Lawyer sardar: brri mushk ...
25 May 2017
Sardar And Wedding Dresses
Sardar apny dost sy: Wedding k joray kahan banty hain? Dost :  Aasmano pay, Sardar: Oye teri, main to darzi ko dy aya.  ...
25 May 2017
Where is my Cap ?
Husband: Where is my Cap ? Wife: It’s on your Head my sweet Husband:R Thanks for tell me that other wise i go to office without cap  hahahah ...
25 May 2017
Today Updated Maid
Mistress:You were not came last 3 days and not tell me about this Maid: Sister i was updated facebook status that “I’m going to village fir 3 days ” In fact Sahib also com ...
25 May 2017
What Difference Between Lawyer And referee?
Santa :What Difference Between Lawyer And referee? Banta :Wrestling fight may be long but Referee not get more fees But Lawyer need more time and get more fee  hahahahha ...
25 May 2017
Girl and Biryani
Boy: Can you cook Biryani? Girl: Yes Yes Boy: So its done Girl: OMG you say Agreed Boy: yes ! you will cook biryani on my wedding. ...
25 May 2017
Insurance Pay Funny
A contented  insurance Boss tells his employees. This year you all worked very hard. As a bonus, “I’ll give all of you a cheque of $5000. If you work with the same dili ...
25 May 2017
Boy Weeping
  Father: Why are you weeping? Boy: Teacher beats me ! Father: You definitely done something wrong Boy: No father I was sleeping in the class how could I do anything wrong ?&nb ...
25 May 2017

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