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Pathan Called FM radio
A Pathan Called FM radio & Said: "I have found a Wallet with thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to Mr.Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e ...
18 May 2017
ATM
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition: Bcoz Khan Sahab's Wife Put Hairpin In Machine. When It Said: "Enter Your PIN" ...
18 May 2017
Why do birds fly?
Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?  It’s much easier for them than walking! ...
15 May 2017
Fish live in salt water
Why do some fish live in salt water?  Because pepper water would make them sneeze! ...
15 May 2017
Zero in the last exam
Teacher: "You got a zero in the last exam." Roger: "I don’t think I deserve a zero!" Teacher: "Neither do I. But I can’t go any lower than that." ...
15 May 2017
School ahead,go slowly
Teacher asks the student: “Why are you so late?!” Student: “Well I was crossing the road and suddenly it says “School ahead, go slowly!”   ...
15 May 2017
Five different animals
“Name me five different animals, Johnny.”   “The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.” &nb ...
15 May 2017
Pronoun
"Daughter to her dad: "What is it?" Dad: “It” is a pronoun.   ...
15 May 2017
mosquitos
Son: "Is this insecticide good for mosquitos?" Dad: "Not at all, it kills them!" ...
15 May 2017
Perfect Son
A:- I have the perfect son. B:- Does he smoke….??? A:- No, he doesn’t. B:- Does he drink whiskey…?/? A:- No, he doesn’t. B:- Does he ever come home late..??? A ...
15 May 2017
Sardar joined new job
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar:- Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it ...
15 May 2017

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