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Tourist & Sardar
Tourist:- Whose skeleton is that…??? Sardar:- An old king’s skeleton. Tourist:- Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it…??? Sardar:- That was same king’s skelet ...
15 May 2017
Movie Tickets
Wife:- Today, I want to relax. So I have brought three movie tickets…!! Husband:- why three tickets…??? :: ;; ;; ;; ;; Wife:- You and your parents….  ...
15 May 2017
Iron & Magnet
  Boy: I checked yesterday that I don’t have any iron in my body. Girl: How did you check? Boy: I checked with a Magnet, it was not sticking to me…! ...
15 May 2017
It’s True but Funny
According to a survey, There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. ;; ;; There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it…  ...
15 May 2017
It’s True but Funny
According to a survey, There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. ;; ;; There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it…  ...
15 May 2017
Why Are You So Excited
Why Are You So Excited? , The Surgeon Asked The Patient That Was About To Be Anesthetized. "But Doc, This Is My First Operation. ""Really? Its Mine Too, And I Am Not Excited At ...
12 May 2017
My Own Boss
I Am My Own Boss Is The Best Way To Say  That I Am Jobless.. ;-) ;-p ...
12 May 2017
Sardar Washed Clothes
Whenever A Sardar Washed Clothes That Day It Rained,One Day The Weather Was Plesant So He Thought To Wash Clothes.  He Started Going To Market To Buy Detergent,Suddenly The Weather Starte ...
12 May 2017
Baby voice
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?  Banta-Recording this babys voice.  Santa-Why?  Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by thi  ...
12 May 2017
Absence!
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam? Son: Absence! Father: You were absent on the day of the exam? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was! ...
12 May 2017
Sardar and Police man
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.  Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!  Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?  Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.  ...
12 May 2017

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