FM100 ENGLISH JOKES

Products of WestIndies
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.. ...
12 May 2017
Homework
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.    :)    ...
12 May 2017
Grandfather passed away
Grandfather to Grandson:"Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today! " Grandson:"YOU go hide... I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!! ??????"    ...
12 May 2017
Santa at an IT company
Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.     ...
12 May 2017
Teacher &Student
Teacher: “Why are you late, John?” John:“Because of a sign board down the road, mam. ” Teacher: “What does a sign board have to do with you being late to my c ...
12 May 2017
14 August
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.    Dost: Kiun?    Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja ...
12 May 2017
Trip of thailand
Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary? A trip to Thailand? Wow, that’s awesome, and for our 50th anniversary? Then I pick you up again.    ...
12 May 2017
Focus hard
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ? Pappu: Amritsar. Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies. Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a ...
12 May 2017
Sardar Biology Practical
  In Biology Practical Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs Sardar Student: I can't say Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name? Sardar: See my leg ...
12 May 2017
Sardar ki baiti
  Sardar ki baiti usky driver ke sath bhaag gayi Logon ne pocha: Sardar Hun ki karogy? . Sardar: Karna ki ae, hun gaddi aap chalawanga Sardar ki baiti usky driver ke sath bhaag g ...
12 May 2017
Sardar’ s painting
Sardar was painting his room . Us ne Chat ko paint karkay Diwaron par likha "SAME AS ABOVE" ...
12 May 2017

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