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A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging. Woman Confused: “Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere.” Beggar: “Madam, Don’t You Remember?& ...
16 November 2017
Santa Banta in Jungle
Santa and banta jungle mein the tabhi saamne sher aa gaya... Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne laga aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kaha. Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matth ...
12 September 2017
Garmi Lage tou
Banta: Santa ji agar aapko garmi lage to aap kya karte ho? Santa: Main cooler ke sahmne baith jata hu. Banta: Agar fir bhi garmi lage to? Santa- To cooler on kar leta hu. ...
12 September 2017
Agar Neend Na Aaye
Santa: Oye, agar neend na aaye to kya kiya jaye? Banta: Neend ka intezar karne se achcha he ki aadmi so hi jaye. ...
12 September 2017
Race
Santa - Chal chowk tak race lagate hain, jo hara wo 1000 Rs. dega. Banta - Chal theek hai, per mujhe rasta nahi pata hai. Santa - Bus, tu mere pichhe pichhe rehna. Banta -Thanx Yaar. ...
12 September 2017
Marriage Proposal
One day a girl proposed to a sardar and sardar denied simply saying that in our family. WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..  MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,  MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,  ...
24 July 2017
Password
A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.  Its 4 asterisks (****). The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! ...
24 July 2017
Starting Salary
Boss : Am giving u job as a driver. Starting salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?? how much is DRIVING salary...?   ...
24 July 2017
Sardar’sTheory
Sardar's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!   ...
24 July 2017
Biwi on Phone
Sardar talking on cell. 2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho. 1st Sardar : Biwi se... 2nd Sardar : Itne... Pyaar se? 1st Sardar : Tumhari hai...   ...
24 July 2017

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