FM100 JOKES

4 ya 8 piece
Santa ne resturant me pizza mangwaya. Waiter ne poccha ki pizze ke 4 piece karne hain ya 8 piece? Santa - 8 piece kar do, 4 se pait nahi bharega.   ...
24 July 2017
Kanjus
Sir - Kanjus kise kehte hain? Santa - Jo 100 msg karne par bhi reply na kare. Sir - Very good, ek example dena. Santa - Aap ki beti Sir.   ...
24 July 2017
Race for Mobile
Girl- Nice mobile. Where did u buy? Boy- I won this in a running race. Girl- How many people participated? Boy- Mobile owner, police and me.   ...
24 July 2017
Where Do I Keep Money
Wife: Wherever I keep the money our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it, where do I keep money? Husband: Keep it in his books. He never touches them.   ...
24 July 2017
Phoolon ki Mala
Santa: Doctor, ye phoolon ki mala kis ke liye?  Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.   ...
24 July 2017
Phoolon ki Mala
Santa: Doctor, ye phoolon ki mala kis ke liye?  Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.   ...
24 July 2017
Banta’s Interview
Interviewer : What's your qualification?  Banta Singh : Sir I am Ph.d.  Interviewer : What do you mean by Ph.d?  Banta : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY. ...
24 July 2017
What is skeleton
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person, who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! ...
22 July 2017
Chhatri me hole
Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha. Kisi ne puchha, umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.   ...
22 July 2017
Meri or Katrina ki Aadat
Santa- Meri or Katrina ki aadat same hai. Banta- Kaun si aadat? Santa- Na Main usse sms karta hu aur na woh mujhe sms karti hai. ...
22 July 2017

FM TOP CHART

Ban Ja Rani - Tumhari Sul..
01
Last Week:6
Chalti Hai Kya 9 Se 12 - ..
02
Last Week:4
Ghoomar - Padmavati..
03
Last Week:2
Aa To Sahi - judwaa 2..
04
Last Week:6
Sweety Tera Drama - Barei..
05
Last Week:5
Main Kaun Hoon - Secret S..
06
Last Week:3
Hawa Hawai 2.0 - Tumhari ..
07
Last Week:3
Mere Rashke Qamar - Baads..
08
Last Week:7
Golmaal Title Track - Gol..
09
Last Week:2
Socha Hai (2nd Version )-..
10
Last Week:8
View More

Explore the Radio

Sales & Marketing
Rate card
Coverage Area

All Copyright © 2017 FM100 Pakistan.