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Tissue paper on the plate
Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh ke socha ye bhi khane wali chiz hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga,to sab sardar chillaye Oye mat kha.... .... Taste hi nahi hai ...
21 July 2017
3 Sarrdar on a bed
3 sardar bed par so rahe the. Teeno ko jagah kam par rahi thi. 1 sardar bed se neeche sone chala gaya. Tabhi dusra sardar bola. ''Ab jagah ho gayi hai upar aa jaa!" ...
12 September 2017
Akele gaane sun raha hain
Ek sardar plane mein pilot se headphone chheen raha tha. Pilot: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Sardar: Ticket ke paise hum de aur gaane tu akele sun raha hai! ...
21 July 2017
Naya Detergent
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le. ...
21 July 2017
Jaan pe khelkar bachaya
Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala. Fir bhi usko jail ho gayi Kyun... Kyun...ki vo sab firebrigade wale the. ...
21 July 2017
Sardar found bomb
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile... 1st Sardar: Chal police ko de k aate hain. 2 sardar: Agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha. ...
21 July 2017
3 Wheeler
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from three wheeler,  Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?  Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' ...
21 July 2017
After an accident
After an accident,  Driver said angrily:  I showed you the Headlights to say that I will go 1st.  Sardar: I also started the Wipers to say, "No, No, No..." ...
21 July 2017
Result ka kya hua
Santa : Tere result ka kya hua? Pappu : Teacher keh rahi thi ki ek saal aur lagega is class mein. Santa : Saal bhale 2-3 lag jaayein lekin fail na hona mere puttar.   ...
21 July 2017
Ship with 300 Sardars
1 Ship 300 sardaro ko le ja raha tha. Bina Ship doobe sabhi doob gaye. . . Kaise?? . ? . ? . Ship band ho gaya tha aur Saare sardar dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye. ...
21 July 2017

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