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Pathan Angoor Baichty vy
1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha Magar keh Raha Tha Aaloo le lo Aaloo. Ek Aadmi ne kaha: Khan Sahab! Ye to Angoor hain. Pathan: Chup ho jao! Warna Makhiyan Aa Jayengi. ...
18 May 2017
ATM
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition: Bcoz Khan Sahab's Wife Put Hairpin In Machine. When It Said: "Enter Your PIN" ...
18 May 2017
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha: Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki... 2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar ...
18 May 2017
Pathan & bhkari
Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai. Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay? Bhikari: G Han. Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana ...
18 May 2017
Why do birds fly?
Why do birds fly to warmer climates for the winter?  It’s much easier for them than walking! ...
15 May 2017
Fish live in salt water
Why do some fish live in salt water?  Because pepper water would make them sneeze! ...
15 May 2017
Zero in the last exam
Teacher: "You got a zero in the last exam." Roger: "I don’t think I deserve a zero!" Teacher: "Neither do I. But I can’t go any lower than that." ...
15 May 2017
School ahead,go slowly
Teacher asks the student: “Why are you so late?!” Student: “Well I was crossing the road and suddenly it says “School ahead, go slowly!”   ...
15 May 2017
School report
Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy? Tom: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later. Dad: Why? Tom: I borrowed it to Kevin because he wanted to s ...
15 May 2017
Five different animals
“Name me five different animals, Johnny.”   “The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.” &nb ...
15 May 2017

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