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Jumma ki namaz
Aik pathan: Yar aaj meri jumma ki namaz nikal gai 2nd pathan: Woh kese? 1st: Yara jab jamaat khara howa to imam bola Apna apna mobile phone band kr do Hamara mobile ghar par ...
12 May 2017
Chief administrator
Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…?   Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Group ...
12 May 2017
14 August
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.    Dost: Kiun?    Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja ...
12 May 2017
Waiter & Khan
Waiter: Khan Sahb, 10 Rs Tip To Meri Insult Hy..    Khan: To Phir..?    Waiter: 20 Rs To Hon..    Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nhi Kr Skta. ...
12 May 2017
Pathan’s guest
Pathan K Paas 1 Mehman Aaya. Pathan Bola: ''O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega.  Mehman:wo Kese?  Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.  ...
12 May 2017
Trip of thailand
Honey, what will you give me for our 25th anniversary? A trip to Thailand? Wow, that’s awesome, and for our 50th anniversary? Then I pick you up again.    ...
12 May 2017
Focus hard
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ? Pappu: Amritsar. Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies. Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a ...
12 May 2017
Sardar’s Neighbour
  Sardar ka parosi (neighbour) mar gia Sardar ne us ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia? Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam ...
12 May 2017
Sardar proposal for girl
Sardar kesi larki ke ghar reshta mangny gia . Larki ke ghar walon ne kaha ke hamari baiti abhi parh rahi hai . Sardar: Koi bat nahi, mai 1 ghanta baad ajawonga  ...
12 May 2017
Sardar Biology Practical
  In Biology Practical Examiner: Tell the name of this Bird by only seeing its Legs Sardar Student: I can't say Examiner: Ok you are fail. What is your name? Sardar: See my leg ...
12 May 2017

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