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Biwi on Phone
Sardar talking on cell. 2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho. 1st Sardar : Biwi se... 2nd Sardar : Itne... Pyaar se? 1st Sardar : Tumhari hai...   ...
24 July 2017
4 ya 8 piece
Santa ne resturant me pizza mangwaya. Waiter ne poccha ki pizze ke 4 piece karne hain ya 8 piece? Santa - 8 piece kar do, 4 se pait nahi bharega.   ...
24 July 2017
Kanjus
Sir - Kanjus kise kehte hain? Santa - Jo 100 msg karne par bhi reply na kare. Sir - Very good, ek example dena. Santa - Aap ki beti Sir.   ...
24 July 2017
Phoolon ki Mala
Santa: Doctor, ye phoolon ki mala kis ke liye?  Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.   ...
24 July 2017
Phoolon ki Mala
Santa: Doctor, ye phoolon ki mala kis ke liye?  Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.   ...
24 July 2017
Chhatri me hole
Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha. Kisi ne puchha, umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.   ...
22 July 2017
Meri or Katrina ki Aadat
Santa- Meri or Katrina ki aadat same hai. Banta- Kaun si aadat? Santa- Na Main usse sms karta hu aur na woh mujhe sms karti hai. ...
22 July 2017
Opening a Bank Account
Santa bank mein account open karwane gaya aur form lekar seedhe Delhi chala gaya? Kyonki form mein likha tha- Fill the form in capital. ...
22 July 2017
Machis Ki Tili
Santa ne machis ki tilli jalai nahi jali, Dusri jali nahi jali, Tisri tilli jalai wo jal gayi. Toh santa ne jaldi se bujha di aur bola-yeh kaam ki hai, rakh leta hoon. ...
22 July 2017
Kaun si Bird Hai
Examiner - Yeh kaun si bird hai? is ki taang dekh kar batao? Banta - Mujhe nahi pata. Examiner - Tumhe itna bhi nahi pata hai. What's ur name? Banta - Meri taang dekh kar pata kar lo. ...
22 July 2017
5 Baje
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon.!     ...
22 July 2017

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