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Santa Banta in Jungle
Santa and banta jungle mein the tabhi saamne sher aa gaya... Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne laga aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kaha. Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matth ...
25 July 2017
Garmi Lage To
Banta: Santa ji agar aapko garmi lage to aap kya karte ho? Santa: Main cooler ke sahmne baith jata hu. Banta: Agar fir bhi garmi lage to? Santa- To cooler on kar leta hu. ...
25 July 2017
Agar Neend Na Aaye To
Santa: Oye, agar neend na aaye to kya kiya jaye? Banta: Neend ka intezar karne se achcha he ki aadmi so hi jaye. ...
25 July 2017
Race
Santa - Chal chowk tak race lagate hain, jo hara wo 1000 Rs. dega. Banta - Chal theek hai, per mujhe rasta nahi pata hai. Santa - Bus, tu mere pichhe pichhe rehna. Banta -Thanx Yaar. ...
25 July 2017
Biwi on Phone
Sardar talking on cell. 2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho. 1st Sardar : Biwi se... 2nd Sardar : Itne... Pyaar se? 1st Sardar : Tumhari hai...   ...
24 July 2017
4 ya 8 piece
Santa ne resturant me pizza mangwaya. Waiter ne poccha ki pizze ke 4 piece karne hain ya 8 piece? Santa - 8 piece kar do, 4 se pait nahi bharega.   ...
24 July 2017
Kanjus
Sir - Kanjus kise kehte hain? Santa - Jo 100 msg karne par bhi reply na kare. Sir - Very good, ek example dena. Santa - Aap ki beti Sir.   ...
24 July 2017
Phoolon ki Mala
Santa: Doctor, ye phoolon ki mala kis ke liye?  Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.   ...
24 July 2017
Phoolon ki Mala
Santa: Doctor, ye phoolon ki mala kis ke liye?  Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.   ...
24 July 2017
Chhatri me hole
Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha. Kisi ne puchha, umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.   ...
22 July 2017
Meri or Katrina ki Aadat
Santa- Meri or Katrina ki aadat same hai. Banta- Kaun si aadat? Santa- Na Main usse sms karta hu aur na woh mujhe sms karti hai. ...
22 July 2017

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