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3 Sardar Picnic Par
3 Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye. Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye, Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose n ...
22 July 2017
Nurse Se Shaadi
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Poochh mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi. ...
22 July 2017
Truck Se Darr
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum darte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, truck dekhkar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aaya hai. ...
22 July 2017
Dimaag Nahin Hai
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Is mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi? ...
21 July 2017
Tissue paper on the plate
Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh ke socha ye bhi khane wali chiz hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga,to sab sardar chillaye Oye mat kha.... .... Taste hi nahi hai ...
21 July 2017
Akele gaane sun raha hain
Ek sardar plane mein pilot se headphone chheen raha tha. Pilot: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Sardar: Ticket ke paise hum de aur gaane tu akele sun raha hai! ...
21 July 2017
Naya Detergent
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le. ...
21 July 2017
Jaan pe khelkar bachaya
Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala. Fir bhi usko jail ho gayi Kyun... Kyun...ki vo sab firebrigade wale the. ...
21 July 2017
Sardar found bomb
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile... 1st Sardar: Chal police ko de k aate hain. 2 sardar: Agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha. ...
21 July 2017
Sent Message
Ek Pathan dosry se: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai? . . . . . 2nd Pathan: Khocha Tum to Bilkul Akhrot hai. Sent Message Matlab Khushbo Wala Message... ...
18 May 2017
Pathan Angoor Baichty vy
1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha Magar keh Raha Tha Aaloo le lo Aaloo. Ek Aadmi ne kaha: Khan Sahab! Ye to Angoor hain. Pathan: Chup ho jao! Warna Makhiyan Aa Jayengi. ...
18 May 2017

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