FM100 URDU JOKES

Opening a Bank Account
Santa bank mein account open karwane gaya aur form lekar seedhe Delhi chala gaya? Kyonki form mein likha tha- Fill the form in capital. ...
22 July 2017
Machis Ki Tili
Santa ne machis ki tilli jalai nahi jali, Dusri jali nahi jali, Tisri tilli jalai wo jal gayi. Toh santa ne jaldi se bujha di aur bola-yeh kaam ki hai, rakh leta hoon. ...
22 July 2017
Kaun si Bird Hai
Examiner - Yeh kaun si bird hai? is ki taang dekh kar batao? Banta - Mujhe nahi pata. Examiner - Tumhe itna bhi nahi pata hai. What's ur name? Banta - Meri taang dekh kar pata kar lo. ...
22 July 2017
5 Baje
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police:Kion has rahe ho? Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon.!     ...
22 July 2017
3 Sardar Picnic Par
3 Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye. Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye, Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose n ...
22 July 2017
Nurse Se Shaadi
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Poochh mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi. ...
22 July 2017
Truck Se Darr
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum darte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, truck dekhkar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aaya hai. ...
22 July 2017
Dimaag Nahin Hai
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Is mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi? ...
21 July 2017
Tissue paper on the plate
Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh ke socha ye bhi khane wali chiz hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga,to sab sardar chillaye Oye mat kha.... .... Taste hi nahi hai ...
21 July 2017
3 Sardar on a bed
3 sardar bed par so rahe the. Teeno ko jagah kam par rahi thi. 1 sardar bed se neeche sone chala gaya. Tabhi dusra sardar bola. ''Ab jagah ho gayi hai upar aa jaa!" ...
21 July 2017
Akele gaane sun raha hain
Ek sardar plane mein pilot se headphone chheen raha tha. Pilot: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Sardar: Ticket ke paise hum de aur gaane tu akele sun raha hai! ...
21 July 2017

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