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3 Sardar Picnic Par
3 Sardar picnic par gaye whan ja kar yaad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhul gaye. Decide kia ke sab se chhota sardar ja kar Pepsi le aaye, Sardar: Main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere ane tak smose n ...
22 July 2017
Nurse Se Shaadi
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Poochh mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi. ...
22 July 2017
Truck Syy Darr
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum darte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, truck dekhkar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aaya hai. ...
28 September 2017
Dimaag Nahee Hai
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Is mein suicide karne waali kya baat thi? ...
28 September 2017
Naya Detergent
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le. ...
21 July 2017
Jaan pe khelkar bachaya
Sardar ne jalte hue makan se 6 logo ko apni jaan pe khelkar bahar nikala. Fir bhi usko jail ho gayi Kyun... Kyun...ki vo sab firebrigade wale the. ...
21 July 2017
Sardar found bomb
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile... 1st Sardar: Chal police ko de k aate hain. 2 sardar: Agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha. ...
21 July 2017
Sent Message
Ek Pathan dosry se: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai? . . . . . 2nd Pathan: Khocha Tum to Bilkul Akhrot hai. Sent Message Matlab Khushbo Wala Message... ...
18 May 2017
Pathan Angoor Baichty vy
1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha Magar keh Raha Tha Aaloo le lo Aaloo. Ek Aadmi ne kaha: Khan Sahab! Ye to Angoor hain. Pathan: Chup ho jao! Warna Makhiyan Aa Jayengi. ...
18 May 2017
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha: Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki... 2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar ...
18 May 2017
Pathan & bhkari
Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai. Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay? Bhikari: G Han. Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana ...
18 May 2017

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